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Courtesy of this facebook page. So excellent.
Mother by choice.
Awesome, the second lady has a quote from Susan B. Anthony! I’m proud to be related to her.
“Legalized abortions were not the START of women having abortions. It was the END of women dying from unsafe and unregulated abortions.”
I just decided to ask if I can run an assembly at my school about KONY2012
And I want it to be either whole school or KS4 and sixth form (KS3 might be a little too young)
Me, on my own, on a stage,
In front of either 1000 students or 560 students
Who are tired and grumpy because it is Monday morning
Um
Okay
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GET INTO THESE SITUATIONS
I LOVE MY LITTLE BROTHER
(who is a twelve year old who comes out with very annoying and cocky comments a lot of the time so bear that in mind)
I just went downstairs
And I was still in a state of shock so as soon as I saw him I went
‘MUM SAID I COULD GO TO A PARTY-PARTY’
‘Why not?’
‘Well, there’d be alcohol.’
‘Yeah, but you’re sensible.’
‘And her parents wouldn’t be there.’
‘How many people would there be?’
‘Um, 30-50?’
‘That’s fine then.’
‘Her parents wouldn’t know.’
‘No. That’s wrong.’
‘…Go on…’
‘Well, that’s lying so it’s not right and what if her parents found out, ‘cos that would be really awkward, especially if they wanted to know why you went along with it! It’s just stupid not telling them.’
‘…’
‘What?’
‘I JUST REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR MATURITY AND YOU’RE CLEVER YOU KNOW THAT DON’T YOU YOU’RE A GREAT BROTHER JACK I LOVE YOU hey do you want pizza tonight?’
‘Nah, I’m full.’
‘Damn it.’
I AM IN SHOCK
I just asked my mum if I could go to a party
Like a party-party
AND SHE SAID YES
Well
That was at first
But I kind of don’t want to go so I told her that the person’s parents don’t know about it
AND I STILL COULD HAVE PERSUADED HER TO SAY YES
But then I told her about the number of people going and then she said no
But I still could have persuaded her to let me go
I AM SO SHOCKED
I WAS ALMOST CERTAIN I DEFINITELY WOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO GO
- Me: So there are these three girls in my class-
- Jack: Taser them.
- Me: What?
- Jack: Fine then, use a pellet gun.
- Me: Jack, let me finish-
- Jack: I suppose a BB gun would work too, but you have to-
- Me: Jack, I don't want to shoot them!
- Jack: Then strap knives to their chests-
- Me: JACK!
- Jack: -and put them in a dark room.
- Me: Wait, what?
- Jack: They'd stab each other by accident!
- Me: ...
- Jack: And you wouldn't be arrested because they're the ones who killed themselves, not you- I'd write the message telling them what to do if you were worried about that?
- Me: Jack, sometimes I worry about you.
- Jack: You're the one who doesn't want to shoot them.
